I woke up in a dumpster

There are two types of people who wake up in dumpsters, those who go to sleep in them willingly , and those who just wake up in them. I am type two. A lot of my type two brothers find themselves in this situation after a night of drinking or other indulgent binging. When I wake up in a dumpster it means that someone is dead and more than likely a number of someones, there is a beast lurking within me. Being a scientist I have a keen interest in the nature of this beast and how it functions. I studied my own stool after one of these episodes and found it contained an entire human skull ground( chewed) up and digested, it was one fo the most savage discoveries made on the road to understanding my condition. One minute I am helping a woman in a bar and when I wake up it looks like human orange juice on the floor. I am the lonely man.